I don't think I'm going to make it to this.

Although is is REALLY tempting. (Strictly as an observer, of course.)
(Wednesday, September 26: False alarm. Cancel red alert. Return to general quarters. It seems it won't be happening this weekend. Someone jumped the gum on that graphic. The Klingons say they can't be ready by Saturday, although they look forward to waxing the floor with the Furries at some point in the future.)
