Explanations just spoil some things.

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I guess I need to start reading SPAM before I delete it. (Nah, not really.) But Gus Sorola (Simmons from Red vs. Blue) posted this excerpt from a recent email he received. If I got SPAM this entertaining, I would curse a tiny bit less.
Do you know why Katherine the Great liked to fuck with her horse?
Right, because of the size of his dick.
If you had taken Advanced Gain Pro at that time,
you could have been her lover too.

