« March 2005 | Main | May 2005 »

April 28, 2005

The power of prayer

Two jokes I just came across:

A guy named Bob goes home after a hard day of work and prays to God, "God, will you let me win the lottery. My job's awfully hard, and I'd like to be able to take a vacation from it."

He didn't win the lottery. Years later, Bob's company is going out of business, "God, will you let me win the lottery? I need the money to save the company from financial ruin."

He didn't win the lottery. Later, after having lost his job, his family begins to starve, and they desperately need the money to live. "God will you please let me win the lottery to feed my starving family?"

Suddenly, an angelic chorus comes from nowhere, and a blinding light comes in the room and speaks in a deep voice, "Bob, meet me halfway: Buy a ticket."


A man lived on a flood plain.

It was raining hard. A military truck comes bythe man's house, and the driver says: "The dam is in danger of bursting. Get in and we'll take you to safety"

The man says "No, the good Lord wiill protect me"

The water rises, and he retreats to the 2nd floor. A man in a boat comes by "Get in -- we'll get you to a safe place"

"No, the Lord will protect me"

Finally, he's on the roof -- a helicopter hovers overhead.

"Go away, the Lord will save me!"

Then, at the pearly gates: "Lord, I believed, and you didn't save me. Why?"

"What did you want? I sent a truck, a boat and a helicopter! What else could I do?"

April 26, 2005

Random Site Update

April 25, 2005

Everyone should be Pope *

Your Papal Name is Pope John XXIV

You think Pope Benedict IX was a Saint who should have indulged himself a bit more. You're already halfway though "How to Excommunicate for Fun and Profit" and, if you were made Pope, you would have the treasures of the Vatican on www.ebay.com before the end of week one.

Get your own name at What's My Papal Name?

* In keeping with proper Discordian doctrine.

April 21, 2005

Random Site Update

April 13, 2005

Cat Abuse -- Revenge

This is what happens when they get too pissed off.

April 04, 2005

Random Site Update

April 2005

Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30


T-Shirts

Powered by
Movable Type 3.2