Coke or Pepsi?
"What would you like to drink?"
"Uh...cola."
"What?"
"Coke."
"We don't have Coke, we have Pepsi."
"Fine."
"Are you sure that's okay?"
"I said 'Fine.'"
"You asked for Coke first."
"Actually, I asked for 'cola' first."
"Huh?"
"Pepsi sounds great. Bring me that, please."
